even my make-up started off on a good note for once

even my make-up started off on a good note for once

man last night started off so great, too.

i was kickin’ ass at foosball and then all of a sudden people were throwing beer glasses at each other and then i was in an alley trying drunkenly/uselessly to break up a fight between two grown men AND THEN there was the sob fest resulting in eye make-up literally everywhere, a temporarily lost contact, and the unwillingness to walk home,

jeeeeeeesus

ma i’m gonna level with ya last night was rough and i’m p sure i’m secreting beer currently apologies

ma i’m gonna level with ya last night was rough and i’m p sure i’m secreting beer currently apologies

sometimes a knife right through your heart is exactly what you need. sometimes the things that you’re ashamed of make you who your supposed to be.

my mom is gonna be at my apartment in twenty minutes and i am just heading home all train-wreck like meow fuck

seriously, fuck dudes.

can’t stop puking.

THE LOONIE PUBE CUP

or something.

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

calabozos:

onlylolgifs:

Ice Bucket Challenge Fail Compilation

you know those kids dead

i’m laughing so hard