December 2011
push it baby push it baby out of control,
i’ve got my gun cocked tight and i’m ready to blow.
itsahardearnedvictory asked: Hey Liz! How have you been?!
dawnofthedavey asked: You're cute :3
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i thought my mom was pissed at me
for being shmammed last night and having frans over lateish who were also shmammed and not long after i woke up she called my phone and i was like oh fuck but she was actually just telling me to come upstairs to try on the new coat she bought for me ‘cause she’s a saintly woman. also when we were walking to the wis last night we were chugging beers and one didn’t sit well with...
remember that time
lke an hour ago when i went to the wis ad was like ohh shit i only brought my one card as id and the bouncer was like oh that’s okay i know yoy’re older than me and let me in. luh you lon time port elgz.
yourworstenemyreflected-deactiv asked: so whats ya number then :D
yourworstenemyreflected-deactiv asked: 7... and 9 but I know I aint gettin it :p
the-space-for-this asked: 5, 8 and 10 haha
Reblog this and see what you get.
1: You’re ugly. 2: I hate your tumblr. 3: I love your tumblr. 4: You’re my Tumblr crush. 5: Your Tumblr is amazing 6: You’re hot. 7: You’re gorgeous. 8: You’re pretty. 9: I want your number. 10: I’m on your blog often. PLEASE do this :)
OH OKAY
Tom: Bad kids!
Mark: Bad Christmas spirit!
Tom: Bad Christmas spirit.
Mark: Hey, okay I need light now.
Tom: We're going to point out every single person that didn't sing.
Mark: Santa Claus is going to come to your house and shit under all your trees!
Tom: Santa Claus is going to come rape your dogs.
Unpopular Opinion
stillbeatsyourname:
I’ve decided that I would like Protest The Hero so much better if they made just instrumentals. Idk, there’s just something about the leads singers voice that I really don’t like. Everything else musically is fucking amazing… Just not with Rody’s vocals. But seriously I love the drumming for their music. And I like some of their songs… Well I mean the lyrics and the message…...
twaterhouse asked: You are forever my hero <3
hyenagilbreth asked: WELL WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT THEY THINK YOU DON'T DRESS FOR THEM
hyenagilbreth asked: TELL THEM TO FUCK RIGHT OFF ITS THE BEST
Anonymous asked: Yea, i'll punch myspace in the dick. I don't fuck around with that nonsense!
hyenagilbreth asked: Why did you stop being scene why would you ever stop why god
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Anonymous asked: Plus you are white, and i wanted to call you Vanilla face. Sounded right. And yeah, i see your face now... although, its asking me to log into my myspace to see all your photos.... i haven't seen my myspace in years. lol
Anonymous asked: Never have i seen this "myspace" of yours. Is this a fable or untruths that you speak? Heresy!
Anonymous asked: You remind me of Borat, vanilla face.
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i need to get my asshole in gear and hop in the...
i was going to say i need to bathe my asshole but i thought that would be foul for people who aren’t familiar with the way in which i add hole to every use of the word ass.
get your asshole over here.
i laughed my asshole off.
you’re a pain in my asshole.
today i will be a lazy asshole.
i need to bathe my asshole
but if i’m talking to cornstar i say cornhole.
Anonymous asked: lizziee this sounds stupid but you have the cutest grammar and i love your name lizzie
i'm just wondering why this stupid second life...
cyan-eyes-aaron asked: lmao, fair enough =D And yea, 20min, i don't think i could do that. :|
cyan-eyes-aaron asked: LOL, i do the same thing with milk, it literally has to be consumed within 10min after i take it out of the fridge... otherwise, i'm over it. lol, oh and feel free to ask me ransoms :D ---- Live in a castle, underwater, or on earth but, everyday on earth people from the day before that you met, forget who you are.
yourworstenemyreflected-deactiv asked: Bambi
cyan-eyes-aaron asked: lmfao, that was totally something i'd say. lol. I'd pick the one with Hershey's in it for sure. Hmmmm.... : juice, milk, or tea?
What fictional character do I remind you of? Tell...
as long as it’s not dori or gretchen grundler, humph. i’ve heard thooooose enough times.